These are stuffed hearts, which I think came from Stephen King's personal abbatoir abattoir.* But you could serve them on Feb. 14, maybe with a card that says, "Baby, you've plumb stuffed my heart with love."
*Corrected thanks to reader Catzilla, who also deserves credit for literally cracking me up with this comment: Abattoir, not 'abbatoir.' Unless it has something to do with "Dancing Queen."
Maybe it was a Freudian slip. I always did have a crush on the blonde member of Abba.

This is what happens when somebody of little brain (yours truly) tries to sound like he has a brain, but is also too lazy to Google. Thanks for setting me straight!
I'll make the change now.
Posted by: Jim Dunn | May 18, 2007 at 05:47 PM
Abattoir, not "abbatoir." Unless it has something to do with "Dancing Queen."
Posted by: Catzilla | May 18, 2007 at 04:24 PM