I associated Dorothy Kilgallen with "What's Your Line?" so strongly that I have trouble remembering that she had a career outside the show. And had quite the flair for purple prose, evidently.
"In Augusta the beribboned ghosts of the sleepy old South brush gently and constantly against the sleeves of men working around the clock to create the greatest explosion the world has ever known."
Her prose drips from the ribbon of her mechanical translating beast with alacrity that bespeaks of a frenzied ennui. Or something.
Also, that's a whole lot of neck she had. Of course, that's probably just sour grapes, since I don't have a neck.

Awesome writing!
Posted by: Paul Edelstein | August 07, 2010 at 08:36 AM
Perhaps you could borrow some of her neck? She seems to have a surplus.
I like this part: "It is a town named for a princess, but early in 1951, in a swift, almost transvestite, metamorphosis, it became a virile, booming young industrial giant."
"Transvestite metamorphosis"! How often do you see THAT kind of description? Who would have thought to put those two words together? Genius, I tell you, GENIUS!
Posted by: Lois | September 11, 2008 at 11:27 AM
She looks like Beth Grant. "Sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion!"
Posted by: june | November 20, 2007 at 03:37 PM
She looks like my (rest her soul) granny. But then again, some say all Irish look alike.
Posted by: Crowchick | November 20, 2007 at 02:27 AM