I could save time and just list what’s right with this picture (that’s a pretty dress the girl is wearing), but I’ll go ahead and deal with what’s wrong with it. Let’s start with the, um, detail of the Cupid or seraph or whatever that is holding up the Christmas tree. That’s just wrong, and any little brother worth his salt would have broken it off and run down the hall giggling. Then he’d hide it under his sister’s pillow.
Next, what’s wrong with a Christmas tree being a tree? As in, having a trunk (even a fake one), not a sculpture, hold it up. And as in, having something resembling branches, not a conglomeration of pink bath scrubby things.
And finally, without having Morrissey sing the works of Sylvia Plath at Emofest 2007, is it possible to have a more depressing picture than this one of that poor girl?