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On the left, an oversized kitchen trivet. On the right, the creepiest mummified baby Jesus ever. I thought "swaddling clothes" were supposed to swaddle, prepare for elaborate burial procedures.
Posted at 05:51 PM | Permalink
So that's how you deal with annoying, fussy kids--wrap them in Ace bandages and Velcro them to the wall! Modern parenting should be a breeze with techniques like this. I don't recommend hanging them over a fire, however, no matter how decorative it may be.
September 17, 2008 at 12:54 PM
I fully understand the benefits of swaddling, however, little Jesus looks like you could smoke him.
The tree on the other pic is swanky, though.
December 21, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Picture on the right. Embigginated to the power of 100...and still...I. Don't. Get. It.
Jim, again, for future reference, is ok to swaddle your young. Is not ok to velcro swaddled child to fireplace.
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December 21, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Just for future reference with your new young'un, Jim, swaddling babies was done to help their limbs grow straight. It's also an excellent method to calm some fussy babies who seem to be happier that way. (I had one like that and it worked like a charm every time!)
December 21, 2007 at 03:16 AM
OK, run this by me again, folks... it's now in our time that there's supposedly people out to destroy Christmas, right? Because really, this decor points to that there were some folks for whom it was good and destroyed 40 years ago...
December 20, 2007 at 07:19 PM
The baby Jesus or the offspring of Tom Hanks and Darryl Hannah in "Splash"? You decide.
December 20, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Sort of medieval torture-y! And who's going to be tortured next? Why, it's the little baby Jesus, or course! Look! The little fella's trying to get away! Awww. How cute.
December 20, 2007 at 10:57 AM
That first thing looks like it's a grate of some sort. Perhaps for trapping elves and slow-roasting them over the fire? Creepy!
December 19, 2007 at 07:53 PM
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